My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM

Brother: that's not fair

Mom: DO AS I SAY.

Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!

Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.

Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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friend: you should've come with us!

me: an invitation might have helped

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my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before

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